I have a worthless philosophy degree that's gotten me no further than a dead-end retail job working for a mouth-breather so I can continue to support my trailer park lifestyle. Jaye: Look at me: IвЂ™m 24 and IвЂ™ve never done anything. You donвЂ™t get much more American than that.

She decided what she wanted to be and damn the facts. I mean look at her, sheвЂ™s 100% fabrication. Eric: Or nothing a person actually has to do.

Mahandra: Yes! It teaches us there's nothing a person canвЂ™t do. Eric: It is sort of the quintessential American tale. the story of Millie Marcus and her barrel. Viv: I was supposed to ride that barrel right out of this crummy town. Jaye: How long have you been using the Republican party as a lesbian dating service? Alec: At least a hooker fight would draw a crowd. This is sadder than that hooker we saw getting beat up by that other hooker. You never considered a bus? Mahandra: This is sad.

Jaye: You lost 300 pounds you canвЂ™t just gain it all back! Marianne Marie: Well Sieg Heil, Miss Jenny Craig! Barrel Bear Aaron: Did the cow creamer tell you that? Karen: IвЂ™m throwing that creamer away the second we get home. what does it mean? Jaye: It doesn't mean anything. But meaninglessness in a universe that has meaning. Meaninglessness in a universe that has no meaning - that I get. I was fine when existence had no meaning. Aaron: IвЂ™m not in existential crisis! Just the opposite. Karen: YouвЂ™re studying religion for GodвЂ™s sake, you were bound to have one sooner or later. Darrin: I donвЂ™t think your sisterвЂ™s special lunch is an appropriate place for an existential crisis. Jaye: Did we have a Rapture?ДЄaron: ThereвЂ™s something out there and itвЂ™s laughing at us. Dress is optional, and thereвЂ™s the part where you get to avoid people. Jaye: I do admit the whole shut-in thing has a certain appeal. Aaron: What do you call him? Jaye: Fat Pat. He might be of Mexican descent and I donвЂ™t want to be insensitive. what does it mean? Aaron: If your portly chupacabra doesnвЂ™t emerge soon IвЂ™ll be forced to go home and work on my dissertation. Sharon: There are like six Law & Orders on the air now, have you not seen one of them? Muffin Buffalo Sharon: He's already out Jaye: Bastard! He sang? Sharon: No, you admitted to driving the car. Lesbians always trim their nails like that. You were all back-lit and evil-smoking like that guy on the X-Files. Sharon: How am I a squealer? Jaye: Uh, could it be the squealing? You ambushed us with the fuzz. I thought Canadians were supposed to be clean. Karen: We don't have favorites.ДЄaron: Oh my God, that guy just blew his nose on the ground. There are like six Law and Orders on the air now, have you not seen one of them? Karen: Sharon, go talk to your father. It just feels like that sometimes when they make me help people. Jaye: The voices, the animals, I was just mad at them. That happens, right? They can't all have hearts of gold and good work ethics. Jaye: Yes, but maybe she's just a lazy whore. The co-mingling of friendly micro-organisms giving birth to curds and whey, 'And from dust He created the universe.' Jaye: The dairy-board must love you. This is the miracle of life melted over these chili fries. Jaye: If you were so happy with the sisters in the field, why did you leave? Katrina: It was the cheese. I remember thinking that if Johnny Cash had been born an Irishman, the music would have been more lilting.

Jaye: What do you get off brow-beating a hooker? Jesus was nice to prostitutes.Д®ric: The man, do you remember what he looked like? Janitor: Strange looking sort. The voices, the animals, I was just mad at them. Jaye: A brother who lives at home, and is still considered more successful than I am, which could be because I live in a trailer that, while it may look like Jeannie's bottle, is actually slightly smaller. Jaye: I should have tossed her out on her buh-buh-butt! but never in any danger of breaking down either. So it just sits here, never living up to its potential. Don't you see the beautiful poetry in that? It's a thing that's been designed to go someplace, and yet the hitch isn't hooked up to anything. Otherwise, things start to be about something other than you.Д«ianca: Your home is a trailer. Jaye: You've gotta choose people who aren't much more motivated than you are - but don't surround yourself with total narcissists. If one of us were to fall it would affect workers comp rates, we're not only protecting our employer. Jaye: Exactly, in the back, up on a high shelf. Bianca: Come again! Jaye: Don't encourage them.Д«ianca: I thought I saw those motion lamps in the back. I live in a trailer that, while it may look like Jeannie's bottle, is actually slightly smaller.

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